Buddé-ism

pronounced: bud day ism-The act of passing off your workload to someone else (while you play computer video games) and then following it up with a friendly and ever so pleasant, "Thanks buddé."

An example of a Buddé-ism: Overheard from the hallway, "Johnson, I need those TPS reports on my desk by 3pm!"

Johnson then enters your office with the TPS reports, hands them to you and says, "Thanks buddé."

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Popped Feet

Microwave popcorn that is so pungent that it is very similar to when one removes their shoes. A good example would be after a track meet when the unmistakable scent of Orville Redenbacher’s Movie Theater Style Butter Popcorn wafts up towards the nostrils from one’s sweaty socks.

Everyday at 3pm someone pops some feet in the break room.

It reeks like popped feet. It must be 3 o'clock already.

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