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what my snapchat streak with my favourite person is rn
our snapstreak is 666 lolz
when you take the phatest shit of your life and your colon rips due to your shit's tremendous girth
person 1 - damn bro i gotta take a shit
person 2 - omg man i have you don't have a redd
9π 5π
when you gotta take a dump rlly badly so you squat infront of a tree
I GOTTA TAKE A PHAT SHIT MA DOOD
the most psycho bitch you will ever encounter she is literally insane and drives like a fucking maniac
every time i get in the car with mariah cracken i fear my life
when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey
rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging
rando - GENIUS!!!
the bouncer at Bergenheim that only let me into the club cause i said "ikea is from the underworld"
18π 7π