1,2,3 Yoghurt

1,2,3 Yoghurt is a definition of Premature Ejaculation which effects one in 3 men, Altho commonly thought to be highly embarasing 1,2,3 Yoghurt has bought a sense of comedy to the failure to pleasure the woman for the required time.

Dave - "I saw you leave with that girl last night..Talk"

Dan - "Yes mate, she was fit as"

Dave - "You Drain it?"

Dan - "Ofc mate, not 4 long tho, proper 1,2,3 yoghurt "

Dave - "Another notch tho ay?"

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Can i?

A quick and easy way of asking a bird if they would like to fornicate/fuck
Due to its abrupt and down right rude nature, the can i? on a ratio is only succesful 1 time for every 100 times asked.

Andy mobile to Nadia mobile - "Can i? "

Nadia mobile to Andy mobile - "NO,dont u know how to treat a lady? are you quara again?"

Andy mobile to Nadia Mobile - "Is that a no?

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Drainer

A word used to decribe Females who arnt worthy of anything more than sex, a girl who you wouldnt consider a relationship with, Someone you only would sleep with and no more!

Dave - "I saw you with that Vicki last night? what happend, you looked pretty cozy together?"

Greg - "Yes mate, done her"

Dave - "You gonna make effort with her and start a reationship?"

Greg - "No way pal, Shes just a drainer !"

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The BD

The BD, aka The Ben Drain, Is a fingering technique invented over 7 years ago by Archbishops School pupil Ben Drane... Altho questioned by many of his friends to be a fake and improper way to pleasure a woman, The BD has remained close to many boys hearts and some have even taken the technique into Adulthood.

The correct procedure for a BD is.

1 - Fold your 2nd and 3rd fingers over so they press agaist your palm.

2 - Insert Your smallest finger and your Index finger into the Vag.

3 - Open these two fingers as wide as you can.

4 - insert your 2nd and 3rd fingers into the already gaping Vag

5 - Rub intensly or slowly for desired effect.

"Trust me, the girls fucking love it" - Ben Drain

Andy - "Dan, u get lucky last night?"

Dan - "Yes mate, Took home that slut"

Andy - U smash it?"

Dan - "Yes mate, proper BD'D it!"

Andy -"U gave her the BD ......Good lad!"

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Dog's Dick

Dog's Dick is a word mostly used to describe someone who is useless, It can also be used as a way of offending and verbaly abusing people very deeply but without saying any of the incredibly harsh words such as Cunts or Fuckers.

Although Dog's Dick doesnt really sound offensive,the user and certainly the recipient will understand its direct and degrading nature.

Fred - "Dave can u pick me up from the bus-station? Andys forgot to get me!"

Dave-"haha, ok pal...ill be there in ten,cant believe he forgot you"

Fred -"He fucks me off sumtimes,hes such a fucking Dog's Dick"

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