Random
Source Code
Random
The comparison of two items with properties. The first being that one average item trumps the other average item but if both items are "good" then the reverese is true and item 2 becomes better.
grass absolutes turf.
meaning your average turf is better than your average grass pitch but a good grass pitch is better than a good turf.
or
brunettes absolutes blondes.
meaning your average blonde is better looking than an average brunette but a 10/10 brunette is more attractive than the 10/10 blonde
A person pumping out cum.
or
A person camping (typically in Fortnite) with a pump shotgun.
"See that cumper over there absolutely jorking it"
or
"damn this guys such a cumper"
Brainrot
Spoken by the King of Ohio
"une mayo mami hentay papa yere tiempo lingangguliguliguliguachalingganggoolingganggoo"
meaning reference to Don Pollo
onomatopoeia
The sound you make to make fun of someone you believe is saying something very stupid
"custard creams are better than bourb..."
"DURRRRR"