Loophole Fucked

Finding a loop hole to fuck someone or fuck them over.

Damn Jon was in another state and had sex with someone else. He sure loophole fucked me.

Faux Poo

When you hate your job so much that you pretend to take a poo when all your doing is playing on your phone.

Dalton doesn't like the job assigned to him today so he has been in the bathroom taking a faux poo.