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Buttered Toast

To butter one's toast is to jack off and/or give a handjob

The male specimen took out his toaster. He began to butter his toast and prep it for the toaster. Said toaster was broken due to technical difficulties, so the being had to press the switch up and down til the toast became nice and crispy and the butter exploded from the device. (buttered toast)

by Oh. Yes. May 31, 2019

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