Alex

An Alex has a fullass beard at 15 years old

Ur such an Alex you look 4 years old but also 53 with that fullass beard of yours

Jake

A Jake only owns two kinds of shirts: striped shirts, or shirts relating to french horns. If you are a Jake, you have a kind for beards on teenage boys.

Dude stop being such a Jake you don’t need to stroke every beard you see!

Scrumdidlyumptious

When something is scrumdidlyumptious, it is beyond scrumptious. It is absolutely revolutionary. It is far more great than anything else to ever be compared to it. Being scrumdidlyumptious is the ultimate superpower. If one obtains scrumdidlyumptious powers, you are God. No, you are above God. You are the God of Gods.

Damn Chad is so cool, he must be scrumdidlyumptious.