Dadge

Dadge: (n) a dad joke

/daj/

In a sentence
1. You guys got time for me to run a couple dadges by you?
2. Hey brother, you have two kids, what’s your favorite dadge?

Example
1. What did the buffalo say to his son? Bison!

Both
1. I had a good sheriff Dadge but I lost it..... it was probably because I didn’t shoot the deputy.

go-to-prison drunk

adjective

1. So drunk, one gets thrown in jail
2.pertaining to or caused by extreme intoxication or intoxicated persons.
3. outrageous inebriattion

-"Did you see Will and Zach at the fair?"
-"Who didn't? They were go-to-prison drunk."

or..

They were throwing children through walls aka go-to-prison drunk.