cannonball wang

A penis that is abnormally large and spherical like a cannonball or small beachball

Look at that dude by the garbage can! Talk about a case of cannonball wang.

lava dog

A poop that is so malicious and hot that it feels like your asshole is going to burn/melt; poop that would make one think that they ate magma

Jesus! I just lava dogged so bad I think that my ass hair is singed.