morning weakness

when you wake up in the morning and the blood is like lead in your veins, the severity differs from person to person, for some it might just be hard lifting or working out right away, for others it makes it impossible to stand, button your jeans, or even pull the cap off of toothpaste.

Jim: "Wanna go lift today?"
John: "Sure, but I'm only gonna be able to do half my normal weight for the first 30 minutes"
Jim: "Why?"
John: "Morning weakness is a bitch"

i9

chinese knock off of the iphone

ted: hey fred i just bought this iphone off the interweb for $75.
fred: let me see that, hahaha you dumbshit that's a i9 a chinese knock off of the iphone hahahaha suck.

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