Somebody, usually a boy, who always backs out of plans for some other reason, but says he is 'visiting his uncle in Wales' when he is actually going to the hairdressers to have his hair trimmed shampooed straightened and styled.
Me: I know, lets invite Rob!
Friend: No, Rob's frail, he would rather spend his time trying to climb back up Jess's arse crack, he doesn't care about us.
Me: Dude, lame.
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