scared turtle

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

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mc fuckya

When the world's largest food distributer screws up your order and does not bother fixing it (Expecially when you got the munchies), cause they are usually littles kids that work on the counters or chefs

I didn't order that burger, mc fuckya

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