Gavin

This person is covered in masturbating oil 24/7.

Oh there goes Gavin leaking oil on the floor

3👍 2👎

Ellie

The one girl at school obsessed with gay guy shows on Netflix and is an absolute slut.

Ellie is talking about her shows again

Joey

E.d

Joey has an ed

Logan

Fucking eater of pussies, destroyer of universes lover of creeping barrages. God of lumber, destroyer of Ikea, mocker of Lowe's. Will punt a child. Hooked up with moms across the world. Is your dad.

Logan is god

Zack

He likes ass. Period do you want more?

Zack grabbed an ass again

Marcus

Lacks bde a lot. He probably doesn't even have one

Marcus gay