Dualoofing

The act of 2 people, usually twins, acting standoffish and detached from society but publish their ills on social media.

Chris and Steve must of been dualoofing again because they were posting obtuse and cogent things on Facebook.

Schmedium

When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing

Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.

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Schwellz

To be the authority on everything especially baseball, hotels, Chicken wings, the NFL, and YouTube videos of cats dancing.

The Schwellz checked into the hotel like he owned the place and then acted like he just gave birth after winning a game 12-0.

McFlytuse

Totally obtuse and disconnected from reality. Usually is on the “last to know” list. Completed fleeced by aloof like cult leader.

Al became known as a McFlytuse back in 2017.