moink

noun: sexual intercourse between moo and oink.
verb: to have a sexual intercourse (only if you have a moo and an oink)
see also sex(remember, impossible to have a moink without a moo and an oink)

oink moinked moo when moo was mooing.

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tefelome

like telephone, only more local (yes, league of gentlemen)

what's a tefelome ?!

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cia

Cardiff International Arena

Arena, in Cardiff, where bands play

Oh butt! Comin to the gig tonight at the CIA?

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'iya-butt

A common welsh greeting, usually used when pretending to be a townie.

'iya butt Hows it going?

Oink

It means oink

“Oink oink” says pig man

Sweding

Sweding, To Swede, verb.
The act of -punishing- ungreatful (or any kind of disbehavior from) suckers, preferably Swedish citizens (in cetrain cases, may also apply to other nationalities, in no way of a racial, but descriptive matter.)

Because of your recent provoking disbehavior, you will have to take the consequences, which in this case means being objected to Sweding.

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sprog

golly, oyster, phlegm .. something left on the ground after an exercise in phlegm projection. (aussie)

Sprog definition thought to originate from foetal resemblance.

Hey, I just trod in your sprog. Kindly use a tissue asshole.

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