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Palo Verde High School

Also knows as Palo or Palo Verde. A magical place in Las Vegas, Nevada where kooks and pogues go to school together and learn how to cheat. The kooks (made up of 50% mormons) live in the Paseos area, drive brand new cars of all kinds and go to Newport every weekend because anything is possible with daddy’s money. The pogues drive the nastiest shitboxes you’ve ever seen and for reasons only God knows are feening before 7am and stinking up the parking lot smoking that good ganja before class. Don’t expect either groups to know how a 4 way stop works or what a speed limit is. But expect a biannual hardlockdown/shooter scare. The stuco kids are all kooks and hold rituals so don’t go near their room unless it’s during lunch when they sell snacks. Their rival school is the entire rest of the valley. Brenden Urie also graduated from there.

Guy 1: Did you just see that Jeep full of white girls hanging out the windows blasting Lil Uzi Vert go by?

Guy 2: Yeah they must go to Palo Verde High School

by Okallat, the strange April 29, 2023


Okallat

Okallat is the virtual alter ego of Tallako, the great warrior and wizard. Although both lie only within the bounds of imagination, they each possess limitations. Serving a higher purpose other than himself, Okallat embellishes everything Tallako isn’t. Tallako serves mo man or god, only himself. Though a natural born leader, Okallat finds joy in serving a higher purpose (primarily religious). Tallako uses his spare time to learn and practice magic and educate himself. Unlike Tallako, but not completely on the contrary, Okallat often uses his leisure times to participate in activities that give him simple pleasure. These activities include fishing, sleeping, group games, and wandering about the town early on Saturday mornings. Similar to Tallako and his wizard tower, Okallat has a home in the meadows far off beyond the mountains. Yet he only resides there about half of a year at a time. Neither Tallako nor Okallat are protagonists. Each of them, in a way, cancel out to being neutral because of both their good and bad qualities. See Soupiestchip439 for complete lore

Tallako is to Batman as Okallat is to The Joker. This analogy is the best description of their relationship with one another.

by Okallat, the strange March 25, 2022