Egg Dog

A glorious creature which to the naked eye is cute but will rip you up and make an omelet out of you. Beware for the egg dog will make you bleed with cuteness and will cause you to fill up your camera roll with photos. Then, it will crack you like an egg.

Bob - Look! It is an egg dog!!!
Jeff - Oh damm. Mate, I'm sorry.

Bob - What do you mean??
*Bob takes out his phone and starts to take pictures*