booty blaster

One who savagely incinerates, bashes or implodes anus canals and/or rectums

He looks at her with the same intent as does a booty blaster.
Why are you here? You booty blaster.

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gut galvanizer

An insensitive homosexual individual, who pays no mind or regard to the insertion of his penis too far into the rectum of his "life partner" so that it completely obliterates or annihilates the upper intestines.

Doctor: nurse what is the status?!
Nurse: doctor El-Amin was traveling Africa and encountered an individual who obliterated his insides ! He was muttering something; b-baba-Babatunde please stop it

Doctor: hmm babatunde MUST be the gut galvanizer in this situation.

MUST

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