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Asheels are gay little fuckers who like to listen to country music while masturbating. They are also the biggest fucking simps ever and will do anything for a girl
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A Conner is THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIMP YOU WILL EVER ENCOUNTER IN YOUR LIFE. He will do anything for attention. Deep down, heΓ’ΒΒs a good person, but heΓ’ΒΒs a real gay bastard
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