When you know that shit doesnât feel the same with one, but youâve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you canât tell her the last time you got your shit tested so sheâs super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.
"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."
How a fuckboy tries to compliment a fit girl's butt, but is actually mildly insulting her.
"That asshole told me I had a porn star ass. What the hell?"
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