san angeloed

verb 1. to shoot one's self in the foot, or 2. to cut off one's nose to spite one's face. 3. to royally fuck up.

The city council members thought they were so smart when they stopped allowing coolers at Blaine's Picnic but they san angeloed... again, because Blaine took his picnic and all that tourist and visitor money to Boerne.

Willie-fied

The result of smoking some righteous weed.

When I get outta here this evening I'm gonna go sit on my front porch and get Willie-fied.

Alamota

Any herbage rolled into left-handed twisters that are smoked on March 6th in the great state of Texas.

Let's spark up some Alamota boys, in remembrance of those 187 brave souls that lost their lives defending liberty back in 1836.

Willie-fried

to get high on marijuana

We got willie-fried and sat around pickin' and grinnin' till the cows came home.