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When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".
Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
A code word gay men use when they want to meet up to grope and fondle one another pretending to practice jujitsu
Bob: Has anyone seen Derek, Steve, Scott and Colby?
Julie: Yeah, they went to Matroom 13 to roll.
Bob: Oh for fuck sake!
The bad life choice that keeps on giving. When you were just supposed to go out for a gallon of milk and on the way home got curious about the action rumored taking place behind the Waffle House.
Mitch: "Damn Larry, you see that skank shivering that trucker's timber behind the Waffle House?"
Larry: "That's not just a skank, that's a dude! I hear Chuck got curious and caught a SethTD from him".
Related to the Chupacabra the Chuckacabra is an actual goat fucker terrorizing flocks throughout the southwest.
"I'm not too sure about that guy. He acts like he's your friend but word is he's a total Chuckacabra"
A phrase that describes the motivation, encouragement and wisdom from Dutch proverbs
Definition: A phrase that describes the motivation, encouragement and wisdom from Dutch proverbs
Hans: "why are you upset Jan?"
Jan: "I am just a little discouraged today"
Hans: "Let me encourage you with a trusted Dutchspiration"
A group of men, usually led by someone named Derek, who meet up at a secret gym to engage in anal sex.
Dan: Looking forward to some Matroom 13 baton strikes this weekend. I wonder when Derek is going to let us know where we're meeting up.
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
Tugboat: The guy at a marina who is trying to make a little extra cash giving handjobs
Seth: "Has anyone seen Andy?'
Mitch: "Yeah. He's jerking off some sailboater. He's a real Tugboat"