Continuity maskurbator

Wuhan Flu nostalgic individual still sporting a surgical mask in 2023.

"Professor Michie's gone tonto again. I just saw her wearing a mask while driving alone in her car."
"No surprises there. Woman's an absolute continuity maskurbator."

Woke smurf

Angry person with blue hair. Typically morbidly obese and militant about fat acceptance, claims to be trans, often to be found in white knee socks and hotpants.

For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, there are very few Harry Potter fans in the woke smurf community.

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wokeweird

The body of catechism and apocrypha constituting the foundational myth of the authoritarian pseudo-progressive cult of Woke. The Wokeweird is known only to a select group of hierophants and embodied in the Book of the Wokeweird, which according to legend was buried by the Woke Vestal Priestess beneath Chateau Foucault in Thule.

Aiee! Strong in Professor Butler the wokeweird is ... hmmm ... yes

Wokewoad

Hair dyed blue.

"Did you hear that Neil's announced they're trans and want everyone to use 'they' pronouns?"
"I knew something was brewing when they went full wokewoad."

Woke racist

Gratuitously unpleasant behaviour towards white people because of their race, usually 'performed' by other white people.

"The New York Times capitalises 'black' while not capitalising 'white'. Honestly, that's so woke racist."

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You people

The correct vocative pronoun to be deployed whenever talking to a woke person

Why do you people want to imprison rapists with women? Why do you people want to castrate young boys?

transmengele

Surgeon specialising in the genital mutilation of gender-dysphoric children

I don't use Starbucks because they donate money to the Mermaids "charity", which is basically a front for transmengeles.

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