Donkey Principle

The well-established, but long forgotten, rule of law that you will honour your obligations and treat your counterparty to a deal with the level of deference and respect due to them as though they had a compromising photograph of you with a donkey.

Tim: Hey Vinnie, how'd you go getting out of that crap million dollar deal you'd struck with KK?

Vinnie: No good mate, I forgot about the Donkey Principle and I had to suck it up and pay him his loot.

sajenise

(verb) say-jen-eyes

To improve something or make it more successful. Usually in respect of a business, but can also be just generally better.

David: Hey man, is the business still in trouble?

Jon: hell no, I've been able to sajenise the shit out of it and am now turning over $5M a quarter.

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pimpiety

‘pimpiety’ (noun) pim-pai-et-ee

1. the measure or level of respect for a pimp;
2. Having pimp like qualities in popularity with women;
3. surrounded by hoes.

Craig: Hey man, is Tim still sucking big time with the ladies?

Kyle: Nah bro, since he became partner at Sajen his pimpiety has increased tenfold.