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calgary clam bake

When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.

Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.

by Old mangy kitty June 17, 2015

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wallaroo wart gobbler

An Australian hooker with mouth sores

I met this wallaroo wart gobbler, she actually expected to kiss me with that mouth . . .

by Old mangy kitty June 17, 2015