dexdreaming

The act of consciously or unconsciously daydreaming various murder scenarios as inspired by the series, DEXTER. (A combination of the words "Dex" from the serial killer title character of the show, DEXTER and "daydream." Dexter daydream

Guy #1: (aloud to himself) Man...I'd need so much saran wrap for that, though.
Guy #2: What the hell you talking about?
Guy#1: What?...Oh, nothing. I was just DexDreaming.
Guy #2: .......
Guy #1: Dude! Just for fun. And besides, it wasn't about anyone you know. Chill.

preclapulation

The act of clapping for something too soon. Specifically, applauding at a concert before the song is over.

example 1: WTF, man??? He's only halfway through the song. How long have you suffered from preclapulation?

example 2: You clap at the END of the set, not for each individual song. Preclapulate much?

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McGym

Any workout/fitness facility in the immediate vicinity of/next door to a McDonald's/Donut shop/etc.

Me: "I can't go to the(gym name) by my house anymore."

Friend: "Why not?"

Me: "It's right next to a Mickey D's, so I end up eating up all my gains as soon as I walk out the door. The place is a total McGym."