hard drive

This usually happens when you drive a '98 Ford Focus on some rocks...

Steve: Arg, this is a hard drive!
John: Are you trying to say my car's a box?

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957MB

Usually how many MB's are left after you've just installed Windows Vista on a 320Gig Hard Drive.

Teacher: Why Haven't you done your Homework James?
Pupil (James): I don't have the room for a text file larger than 97 Letters as I only have 957MB left.
Teacher: Why's That?
Pupil (James): I have Windows Vista.

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Buggar

A word English people use instead of "OH MY GOD! MY CAR IS A FORD!!"
A word Australian people use instead of "Anal Sex"

English: "Ah, Buggar it. Lets go to the pub"
Australian: "I want to Buggar Him!"

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