Ladies’ man

1) A man who spends a more-than-usual amount of time successfully pursuing the attentions and sexual favors of women—due to a genuine or pretend love of women. 2) A man whom women find especially attractive, both physically and emotionally, and sympathetic and attentive to the emotional needs of women. 3) A man who believes himself to possess a natural and profound understanding of women and their needs and desires—especially sexual needs.

1) “I really enjoy dating all these beautiful women, but one day I hope to get married and have a house full of daughters. I guess I’m just a ladies’ man.” 2) Woman: “I just can’t believe how much attention he showers me with, and he’s a wonderful lover too.” Friend: “Be careful, he sounds like a real ladies’ man.” 3) “You could learn a lot from me. I know how to treat the ladies right, and have them eating right out of my hand! I guess you’d say I’m a real ladies’ man.”

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Beatnik

Contrary to popular belief, Beatniks were not black beret, black turtleneck, dark sunglasses, goatee wearing kids who hung-out in dark cafes reading poetry. Allegedly, the word was coined by a reporter who combined the words beat—tired, worn out—short for Beat Generation, and nik, short for Sputnik, the World’s first space satellite, implying members of the Beat Generation (my parents’ generation, who were children in the 1940s and in their twenties in the 1950s) were Communists—and some of them were. There were real Beatniks though—what we in the States called Hippies (little Hipsters), the British called Beatniks. In virtually every way, they were one in the same. Beginning in the late ‘50s, the stereotype “Beatnik” we think of today was created as a marketing ploy to create a new subculture in order to sell anything from berets and sunglasses to cheap bongos. Hollywood contributed to the stereotype, but also portrayed Beatniks for what they really were, at times. A very realistic TV “Beatnik” was Maynard, played by Bob Denver, in The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis (1959).

When someone of the Beat Generation was asked “How are you,” the reply was inevitably— “Ah, you know me. I’m just beat.”
When a Beatnik was asked the same, he might have replied—“Hey Dad, don’t put me on a bummer with all that phony L7 stuff! Have another Martini and just slide me some skin, unless you really wanna rap!”

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cuntbubble

Mixed jizz and pussy juice, inflated with air from a post-coital deflating cunt. see fanny fart

my jizz is so thick, the cuntbubbles stay on her beef curtains for hours

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