stand on your dick

Australian slang.

To hold your ground during an argument; to stand by an opinion or decision despite criticism. Often said in a admiring or begrudging way.

"Did you see Joe Bloggs on TV last night?"
"Yeah, those reporters were giving him hell, but you gotta give it to him, he stood on his dick".

"Why do you always give up so quickly in an argument? Go on, stand on your dick for once".

simpo

the name noah and henry come to mind when thinking of someone overobsessing over a girl in a creepy sort of way...
if someone of their name slides into your dms be cautions becuase they can be the best and worst thing that happen to you

;0

mate: did u actully like him
girl: na m8 he was a total simpo

girl: hey baby

guy: hi girl
*guy to mates*

nah bruvh she was a total simpo