Kravchenko'd

To get tricked into arguing.

Refers to a Russian TV political pundit named Igor Kravchenko. He would always argue incessantly with his guests, even when they are in agreement with him. His guests often come on the show intending to express a fairly benign view, but Kravchenko always manages to pull them into an argument.

translated from Russian:
Guest: Education is one of the key building block of our future.

Kravchenko: Oh really? Then what about the construction workers that don't have an education? Are you implying they don't have a future? Are you saying that the only way you can be a part of the Russian future is to get educated.

Guest: Well, no, I'm just saying education is important.

Kravchenko: How important is it? Are we going to look down on those that don't have an education? Are we going to treat them as lesser people?

Guest: I just think Russia would be better off if we had a better education system.

Kravchenko: Ah, so you admit it. You look down on the uneducated people in our fine country. You see them and believe they would be better as academics.

Guest: I suppose it would be better if we had more academics in the country.

Kravchenko: WHAT????????????? You're a prejudicial pig.

LOL he's getting Kravchenko'd

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jewness

How well a Jew fits into the Jewish stereotype. Does not apply to anyone who is not not Jewish.
Stereotypes include:
Stinginess
High intelligence
having a stereotypical Jewish job (doctor, lawyer, salesperson)
Circumcised
Ahering to Jewish Custom
Practicing Judiasm.

Alec has very little Jewness as he barely practices Judaism, and is studying to become an engineer, instead of a doctor or a lawyer. He is a bit stingy though.

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urban dictionary

an absolutely worthless psuedo-slang dictionary that can be edited by anyone. Has absolutely no qualiy control as a preteen/semi-retarded person can choose whether a definiton makes it or does not make it. Contrasts with fmylife.com in that fmylife.com, it takes multiple "ok"'s for a story to be posted. This results in less, but higher quality, material than on urbandictionary.com

urban dictionary. Seriously. Wtf.

Word: Tom

A gay ass nigger piece shit that lives next door to me and shits all over my lawn

Some random pre-teen/idiot: Ooo, that's funny. Lots of swears. *clicks ok*

Definition is published for all to see!

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The Ratio

Any statement which compares the number of men attending an event to the amount of women attending an event.

Peter North: Yo, what's the ratio gonna be like?
Ron Jeremy: I don't know. I think it's mostly going to be women.
Peter North: Sweet! I'm going to fuck all of them.
Ron Jeremy: No! I will fuck them all!
Peter North: There's only one way to settle this! Cockfight!!!

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ruski

The russian word for "russian".
it IS often used as a racist term for russians, but very few people are brave enough to use racist terminology against russians, because Russians are usually buff, and can kick the crap out of anyone.

American: "Hey Ruski! Get the fuck out of our country you commie bastard"
Russian: "Shto ti skazal, skatina?!! Now you dead!" *Russian proceeds to beat the crap out of the ignorant American*

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Shoot you in the face

What I will do to you when you least expect it.

When you get home, I'll be hiding in the corner, ready to shoot you in the face.

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teaching assistant

a FOB graduate student that cannot afford graduate school, so they help teach an undergraduate college class in exchange for free tuition.

They are often very knowledgeable about the topic that they teach, but are absolutely incompetent when it comes to teaching it due to their inability to speak to speak English fluently.

teaching assistant: ok, I wecmnd you use matrab, na mapre. if use mapre, open de sheet, and you see de sheet, and you type commands. I herp if you need herp.

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