god

the figment of ur imagination that makes so many people kill themselves. great god u got there people.obviously brimmin with love. and u all no its just a phase. what the fuck happened to isis, anubis or zeus? they were real remember? at least, thousands of greeks romans and egyptians thort so. and all u 'adults' who indulge in this ignorance that i see wavin ur hands and cryin about wen i flick to the god channel to hav a good laff at, u make me sick. and then, u hav a good giggle at children for believin in santa. HA!. children hav got more evidnce of santa than u have of god. wen was the last time God put an Xbox in ur stockin?

martyr= because of my love for almighty God, i will kill myself and many others for the cause, cos thats wot ive been taught

Christian miles away watching the news= ill turn a blind eye to the fact that this is all cos of a non existant person, cos im ignorant like that. and im supposed to be a respectable member of society. i need help

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slumcunt

A girl so easy it would make playdoh look hard. Usually riddled with VD, often associated with butterface.

Hey man, check out that ghetto ass slut over there.

No way man, she's a slumcunt, I ain't goin no where near that ho

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cockfart

To expell wind from your buttocks while your girlfriend is performing oral sex on you, thus causing her to be disgusted and remove her lips from your member and never touch it again.

Self Explanatory I should say.

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habajeeba

A word used in the event of a good idea which cannot be expressed immediately.

Habajeeba is to be used with exclaimation, such as:

HABAJEEBA!!! We could have pizza tonight!

It is, however, not limited to pizza.

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