tight as a tick

To be painfully full. A Southern colloquialism that is used after consuming far too much food. If you have ever popped a tick when it is full of blood the connection is quite obvious.

Beuford: Man that was some good barbeque! I am full!
Bubba: No kidding, I'm as tight as a tick!

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noggin noggin

Used in irish tunes to gracefully omit "Bloody Foogin". In partiucular this is to be found used in the tune "All For Me Grog", whose lyrics are easily found on the internet.

Where are me boots, me noggin noggin boots,

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half commando

The act of wearing underwear in which the elasticity has been lost in the waist band.

Jane: Why you keep messing with your pants. Its annoying.
Dick: My underwear keep falling down; I guess I'm going half commando.

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