Shmoggle

a shmoggle is a type of person who may or may not be a furry...

Guy: "i feel like jack might be a shmoggle..."
other Guy: "true"
Jack: "ratio"

Degloving

I honestly don’t wanna talk about it but here you go.
Degloving: The word for pulling and/or ripping of the skin on the hand, leaving only the bone.
Disturbing, huh?

I was degloving a person’s hand, and a lot of blood got on me.

A

Really? It’s the letter A. There.

ABCDEFG

BZZZZZZZZZZZZT

a fucking fly

Guy: "ahhh... a nice day..."
FLY: " BZZZZZZZZZZZZT!"
Guy: "FUCK! A FLY!"