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Acoustic Gluestick

The most fun words to say together
like seriously
try it
i have no idea what it might actually be but it's really fun to say

Say out loud until i say to not:
Acoustic Gluestick
Acoustic Gluestick
Acoustic Gluestick
Acoustic Gluestick
Acoustic Gluestick
Acoustic Gluestick
Acoustic Gluestick
Acoustic Gluestick
Acoustic Gluestick
Acoustic Gluestick
howdy
Acoustic Gluestick
Acoustic Gluestick
Acoustic Gluestick
stop talking out loud
Acoustic Gluestick
Acoustic Gluestick

by OliveBread! November 11, 2016


Cat

The dominant species on earth.
You probably thought it was humans.
You were wrong
Scientific term for a common household cat is Felis Catus, this is not made up. Cats are four-legged mammals that are on average 12 pounds, The have tails that help them balance and hypersensitive senses, such as hearing, for the can opener, smelling, for any and all food, seeing, for scoping out the best place to sleep all day.
Cats have the hardest jobs, napping uses a lot of energy, but they're not napping, while they "sleep" they use telepathic messages to plan world domination. One day the cats will unite and destroy humanity. Cats are very intelligent creatures, with better memory than humans. Amazing pets, usually just put them outside in a bush whenever they need to go for a week and they're trained. Cats have claws for ripping your eyes out. Their claws are also used for defense, gripping onto tough surfaces, and climbing. They have very sharp teeth for chewing your bones from your dead skeleton. They are also used for chewing their food, and again, defense. Cats have no inward suction, the can't suck in air like we can, they can't eat or drink like we can, that's why cat's "lap" up their food and water.
this is all that i can say, if you wanted all that I know, this list would go on forever

guy 1: Awww who's a good kitty
cat: Meow.
all living beings in the universe: AWWWWWWWWWWWW
cat: *claws everyone eyes out*
Everyone: soo cute

by OliveBread! October 19, 2016

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