bench

a combination of either wood or steel, it can also be made out of cement, shaped like a long chair with low back support. these are meant for people to sit on and can be found near, around, or inside most public places. most benches are strong enough to support the weight of the fatest person in the world.(well maybe not that strong)

me: whats the difference between a bench and a mexican?
kid: i dunno
me: a bench can support a family
kid: (ROFL)

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move along

one of the songs released in summer 2005. took the title of the album "Move Along" by the all american rejects. song is now on every god damn radio station in america. every poser is singing it. damn wanabe emo kids think its so fucking emo cause the one line in the chorus. fuck them. fuck panic and fall out boy hawthorne heigts. all those fucking bands that these posers now listen to and claim as their music

some kid: your hands are shaking cold, your hands are mine to hold
some other kid: dude what you singing
some kid: that new song Move along by all american rejects
me: thats not new that came out the same time dirty little secret came out. almost a god damn year ago

power 98: its the new song from all american rejects "move along"

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lemon baggin

almost like tea baggin'. when a girl sucks your balls and makes a face like she just sucked on a lemon.

after nicole was sucking my balls her face squinted and i came up with this definition and called it lemon baggin.

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