pre-tugging

The act of masturbating before going out on a date in hopes of lasting longer while having sex.

My roommates showers always last longer right before he goes out on a date. He must be pre-tugging it in there.

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use your judgment

Parents way of saying, don't drink and drive or do drugs.

Hey Mom I'm going out.
-Will you be back tonight?
I'm not sure.
-Use your judgment.

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