Loose Jerry

The kind of guy who has no interest in pursuing the hottest of females. Bypass the 10s, skip the 9s, forget the 8s, brush off the 7s. 6 and below--that's his wheelhouse. Why expend unnecessary effort when you can have a sure thing? Loose Jerry isn't about wasting his time. Finish your Miller Lite pitcher, Miss, and let's head back to my house to bump uglies.

Michael: Hey, look how sexy that Asian broad is over there...
Loose Jerry: All I see is her fat friend--ripe for the pickin'.....if you'll excuse me....

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