McGavin

He is an absolute champion. Now, he may be like the only Asian guy in the world who doesn't take any honors classes, and takes like the lowest level of algebra that exists, but there's nothing like a McGavin to give you the time of your life (in any way but a sexual one)

McGavin is wearing a Champion sweater. I guess he must be a champion!

Aidan

Literally the guy with the smallest penis ever, I mean if you ever meat Aidan, just know he has the most miniscule minnow meat. In fact, Aidan in Danish actually means "penis that has never ever dwarfed anything in its entire existence". Like seriously, if it were an IPod, it would be a Shuffle.

Look at Aidan. I'm sure his penis is tiny.

Jack

Dumbass

There's literally nothing I wouldn't do for a bacon wrapped pizza right now. Jack