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Hair growth formula that comes in a black bottle.
Bigfoot bathes in "Rogaine"
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A brass-colored mineral, FeS2, occurring widely, used as an iron ore and used in producing sulfur dioxide for sulfuric acid. Also known as fool's gold because it looked like gold and people used to think it was.
When the miners struck the jackpot of pyrite they thought it was gold, they tried to sell it for big bucks and then it was tested after bought from them, and then the miners were shot by the buyers.
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Very similar to feminem . A name for the homophobic depressed rapper, Eminem, or Marshall Mathers. Because one his rap names is Slim Shady, people decided to make fun of it and turn it into Slim Lady, because he resembles one.
I went to a Slim Lady concert and there were 13 year old girls that were soon to be beaten along with 20 year old dangerous black men.
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A good drink with a splash of gin , a clear liquor, and tonic a gross bitter tasting water that is bad without gin. A hint of lemon or lime will enhance the taste though.
When Johnny goes to bars he orders a great drink, "gin & tonic".
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The way a person with a lisp would say "lisp".
Guy with lisp: Hey can I jutht grab a theat, pleathe. Do you guyth really think I 'ave a whithp?
A masturbation technique in which you grab your dick from the left side rather than the right (if you're right-handed).You rotate your wrist so your thumb is pointing down, and you sometimes have to pull your penis to the side a little bit. And then you would jack off.
I walked in on my friend doing "the backhand" to himself and he crapped himself.
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"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"
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