Natural Lube

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.

John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"

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inflation

n. An increase in price for goods and services. Also when money loses value, decline in the purchasing power of money.

..."in inflation everything gets more valuable except money"...

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fire one off

To fire one off is to take a crap.

I hadn't crapped for a month, until I couldn't hold it in any longer and I then just fired one off.

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GFILF

Meaning grand father I'd Like to Fuck

Although he may be wrinkly, he is foxy, and he is a GFILF.

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Rosy Palm

With some kind of lubrication, rubbing the tip of your dick's head against the palm of your other hand.

I don't shake my friend's hand anymore because I saw him doing the "rosy palm".

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Rosy Palm

With some kind of lubrication, rubbing the tip of your dick's head against the palm of your other hand.

I don't shake my friend's hand anymore because I saw him doing the "rosy palm".

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biggot

A biggot is basically another word for a racist.

Damn KKK, full of those country club biggots.

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