Bae

An overused pet name people use to define their boyfriend or girlfriend, friends, random people on the street, celebrities and whoever the fuck else they see fit to name

Yo, girl. You see that guy who posted that thing on reddit? Yeah, he bae

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Almost boyfriend

An almost boyfriend is a guy who you flirt with but don't really know too well but you both want to be together although you can't make the first move

Bestie: who's that guy you keep winking at through the bus window every day?

You: oh! That's my almost boyfriend

Bestie: bitch, make a move before I fuck him and take him away

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