Anti-Analist

Some sad twat that doesn't like the thought of putting their penis inside a fit as fuck girl's arse hole.

'So Tom, wud u ever butt pummel a girl?'

Tom replies, 'Errr no thats sick as fuck, I wud get a pooey penis and they might fart down me jappers which cud prove to be extremely painful in the long run' he says (whilst fingerin his poo stained anus)

'Oh my gosh Tom, you are soooo an anti-analist' exclaims Damien while sniffin Toms fingers

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