scroll up

verb. to scroll up. used in Instant Message conversations, generally during an arguement or debate of some kind. one person will tell the other to "scroll up" in reference to something they have said earlier in the conversation, implying that the other person may need to use the scroll bar to go back and re-read what has already been said.

see also "scroll ^" or "^^"

person1: you dont think its fucked up that she did that to him?
person2: OMFG! i just said that like 10 times?!
person1: so do think it is or not....
person2: scroll up!
person2: geez

done

1. adj. denoting a state of completedness, Finished.

2. adj. Intoxicated; to be at such a level of intoxication from either drugs or alcohol that the person could be described as "finished" for the night. NOTE: describing someone or one's self as being "done" does not necessarily mean they will actually stop getting more intoxicated or that they are actually "done"

3. v. (past tense) sometimes substituted for the word "did".

4. v. to have sexual intercourse

5. v. to be insulted in a harsh manner; dissed(US),slated(UK),cussed(UK)

6. v. the act of being incriminated and punished; booked

7. n. abbreviation of methadone, a drug used as a subsitute for heroin (given to addicts to wean them off the H)

8. interjection; used in the south of the U.S.A., usually used to defer greater emphasis to a sentance or to imply that the speaker has already imparted this information before; already

1. Boss: "hey did you finish all that stuff I gave you earlier?"
worker: "yes sir, it's all done and on your desk"

2. guy1: "Dude! you looked fucked!"
guy2: "I been drinking and blazing since noon. I'm Done!"
guy1: "Nah, you aint done... hit this"

3. chef: "it's about time you done some work in this damn kitchen"

4. guy1: "man she is a hottie"
guy2: "yeeaaaaah boy, I done her last night after that house party"

5. guy1: "... and if you come back, i'll beat you like the puny little cocksucker that you are! bitch!!"
guy2: "ooooh, you just got *done* mate!"

6. guy1: "oi, where's jim?"
guy2: "locked up mate. he got done for nicked that old lady's purse"

7. smackhead: "'done aint enough... I need my H!"

8. hick1: "cletus! where's the damn shotgun, I's hungry!"
hick2: "I done told you we a'int got no bullets left!"

Gunt

noun.- A combination of a Gut and a Cunt. A gunt manifests itself as a fat outcropping of flesh at the base of the lower torso (below the belly button but above the crotch).

In extreme cases the size of the gunt may make location of the genitals difficult to impossible.

For some reason individuals possessing a fat gunt often feel the need to excentuate their 'assets' by wearing tight leggings or tube tops.

Jo: "...walking back to her husband across the beach, her gunt flapping in the wind.."
Everyone: "Bwaahahaha.... GUNT!!"

bangin

Short for "Banging"
1. adj. meaning highly attractive (refering to an object or person)
2. adj. meaning high energy, busy, loud, exciting. (refering to music, a party, etc.)
3. v. to be involved with a gang. present or past tense.
4. v. to have/having/having had sex. present or past tense.

1. "man did you see that girl tom was with... she was bangin!"

2. "the club was bangin last night man, you should have come out"

3. "that fools been straight bangin' since was 13..."

4. "I was bangin this girl from alabama back then..."

gashtronomical

adj. When a situation is absolutely and unthinkably bad in some way. Stemming from the words gash (meaning extremely sucky and astronomical (meaning very high in quanity).

matt: "The club will be shut after tonight and will not open for months..."
ollie ken: "This is gashtronomical!!"

flow

n. a flow; 1. describing the movement of any mass of liquid. see lava flow, glacial flow, etc.

v. to flow; 1. to utilize skilled meter, timing and verbal fluency, usually used to describe the performance of a skilled rapper or poet. 2. to be very good at doing something, to the point that your actions become 'fluid'

adj. flowing; something that is fluid-like, that is moving (or appears to move) like a liquid.

n. 1: Scientist:"we have been tracking the flow of this glacier for the last 3 years now."

v. 1: Olly J:"when i'm on the mic you can watch how I flow,
coming quick with rhymes that never too fast, too slow..."
2: Dude:"you any good at halo2 yet?"
Other dude:"yeah i got it last week and i've been playin non-stop. I can totally flow now"

adj. 1. Police:"we are looking for a suspect in a bright red dress with long flowing blonde hair, we must bring this transvestite to justice

nitrous

nitrous oxide or N2O, is a gas used to put people to sleep for various surguries, increase the compression in an engine to make a car go faster, in the production of whipped cream and for recreational purposes.

any thing richer than 80% nitrous that is inhaled will cause blacking out, and possible brain cell asphyxiation if exposure is prolonged. inhalation of a more oxygen rich mixture can still produce an intoxicating effect, but without damaging the brain or body in any way.

nitrous sends you flying to other planets in a differnt dimension made of nothing. your senses are left behind as you fly through the unconcious and return to the insane soap opera absurdness that is modern life.

see also blue keg

dude: yo where the partys at?
me: over at marys, we hittin the blue keg all night long... *wawawawawawawawawawawawaw......*