National Finger Week

This is the week starting October 23rd where guys get to finger girls at least once this week but get unlimited touching, and girls get to do anything they want to the guy EXCEPT finger them and if the year ends in an Odd number this week turns to until the end of the school year.

Omg it’s national finger week
Be careful John you are gonna get some

National Touchy Month

National Touchy Month is a month where everyday you and someone else make out with eachother, and touch eachother in freaky places, if you don’t do this? You’re gay and will end up lonely.

Hey don’t end up lonely it’s national touchy month!