Theyfriend

A partner whose preferred pronouns are they/them, thus the terms "girlfriend" and "boyfriend" are inappropriate.

"Hey Kyle, how's it going with your new theyfriend?"

"Great! I really think they're the one!"

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Snuggle Custard

A term used to describe the mess left after sex, due to male ejaculation.

"Ooops, we got snuggle custard on the fitted sheet!"