Gender hot pocket

Someone/something that gives you gender envy but not for present you, but for you in the past.

“He’s just my little gender hot pocket.”

Wednesday Syndrome

The urge to be completely normal and calm about something that weirds out most other people.

Named after the 2022 live action tv show “Wednesday” that inspired and uptake in this behavior.

“But have you ever held eye contact with someone as you eat a piece of paper?”
“Sounds like you have a case of Wednesday Syndrome.”