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Darude-Boi is a middle aged, white man who canât let go of the record âSandstormâ by âDarudeâ. He is perpetually living in the year 2000.
Simon closed himself off to all other music with repetitive beats. He just could not move on from Darude - Sandstorm. He even named his cat, Darude. Time to move on, Simon. Stop being a Darude-Boi!!
A 38 year old ex raver who just canât let go of the âold daysâ of trance music. Hey plays âDarude - Sandstormâ from his Mini Disc player, more often than he has consumed hot dinners.
Dazza has shut himself off to new musical experiences. Whatever examples his Millennial mates give him - all he wants is 90âs and Sandstorm! He is a Darude-Boy for life!
Terrifically proportioned Labia Minora/Majora and excellent pube to skin ratio. Terrificunt.
Janet pulled down her panties to reveal her vagina. Brian was so chuffed as he'd not seen such a terrificunt in all his life!
A game played by 2 male or more male friends. Competitors must furiously masturbate over a chip shop chip until all have ejaculated onto the chip. The last man to spunk on the lone chip must eat the seaman covered chip. Chip may be hot or cold.
Frank, Dave and Larry had finished school for the day. At a loss they decided to finish on a chip shop chip that was found on the pavement during the walk home. After 68 seconds of extremely competitive wanking, Larry came last. In this instance it was Larry who must consume the Icky Chippy.