dirty ondine

A Dirty Ondine is a woman who rubs taints while flipping pancakes.

I hear so and so is actually a Dirty Ondine, she likes to rub taints in her kitchen when she cooks breakfast.

Dirty Sonic

A Dirty Sonic is when you pretend to be a submarine captain while taking a piss on a bush yelling "for fuck's sakes, that's whoreable"

Did you hear the old guy yelling while taking a leak in the park? Yeah, he was dressed Iike a captain, I think he was trying to pull a Dirty Sonic.