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Mariah

A Mariah is one crazy person. Boy oh boy. Whenever they are around they are always messing around and making jokes that aren’t even funny. They get so fired up whenever you talk about their experience in clown collage so remember not to bring it up in front of them unless you really truly actually want to get slapped in the face. They are about the height of a small pig and play basketball like Aaron Rodgers so make sure to compliment them next time you see them. Also a Mariah is a gangsta and eats popsicles with her teeth.

: Hey is that a Mariah?
: Heck yeah! That’s one bad@$$ gangsta momma.

by One Bad@$$ grandma February 21, 2022