One Direction

THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET. Nothing and no one is better than One Direction. It is a boy band made up of five idiots who can sing, whose names are Harry Styles (Hazza), Liam Payne (Payno), Zayn Malik (DJ Malik), Louis Tomlinson (Tommo) and Niall Horan (Nialler). They have the best supporters ever called Directioners, who are so good that they aren't even called fans at this point.

Person: What is One Direction?
Me: The best boy band in the world